β€œA question that sometimes drives me hazy - am I or are the others crazy?”

  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

13 hours ago

#lunch w/ @markb3ll 😁 whole grain tortilla wrap w/ mozzarella spinach & tomatoes. + watermelon & a clementine πŸ‰πŸŠ #foodgram #yum #food  (Taken with instagram)

#lunch w/ @markb3ll 😁 whole grain tortilla wrap w/ mozzarella spinach & tomatoes. + watermelon & a clementine πŸ‰πŸŠ #foodgram #yum #food (Taken with instagram)

21 hours ago

#Breakfast 😌 Asian bakery bread, almond & penut butter, celery carrots and an apple 🍎 + vanilla almond milk. #foodgram #foodie #yum  (Taken with instagram)

#Breakfast 😌 Asian bakery bread, almond & penut butter, celery carrots and an apple 🍎 + vanilla almond milk. #foodgram #foodie #yum (Taken with instagram)

1 day ago

Brought Rusko to the dog park! Con mi Hermana 😁🐢 #shihtzu #dog #pug (Taken with instagram)

Brought Rusko to the dog park! Con mi Hermana 😁🐢 #shihtzu #dog #pug (Taken with instagram)

1 day ago

The only benefit to @markb3ll playing halo is that he is a wonderful foot rest. πŸ‘πŸ˜ #thelife #boredom #nerd (Taken with instagram)

The only benefit to @markb3ll playing halo is that he is a wonderful foot rest. πŸ‘πŸ˜ #thelife #boredom #nerd (Taken with instagram)

1 day ago

#Dinner! Apple cups w/ honey Dijon salad and cheesey shrimp tacos. By far the best dinner I’ve had in a while. W/ @kaitlyn_meara #yum #foodgram #healthyeats (Taken with instagram)

#Dinner! Apple cups w/ honey Dijon salad and cheesey shrimp tacos. By far the best dinner I’ve had in a while. W/ @kaitlyn_meara #yum #foodgram #healthyeats (Taken with instagram)

2 days ago

#Lunch & snacks from today. Celery + carrots, mixed fruit, cinnamon sugar lavash chips, & an Asian pear 😁 #yum #foodgram  (Taken with instagram)

#Lunch & snacks from today. Celery + carrots, mixed fruit, cinnamon sugar lavash chips, & an Asian pear 😁 #yum #foodgram (Taken with instagram)

2 days ago

Went to grandmart & got every type of apple lol ☺. #Lunch salad w/ Alfa Alfa sprouts dried tomatoes mozzarella feta & flaxseeds. + watermelon cherries & grapes. πŸŽπŸ‰ #yum #foodgram #heAlthyeats (Taken with instagram)

Went to grandmart & got every type of apple lol ☺. #Lunch salad w/ Alfa Alfa sprouts dried tomatoes mozzarella feta & flaxseeds. + watermelon cherries & grapes. πŸŽπŸ‰ #yum #foodgram #heAlthyeats (Taken with instagram)

3 days ago

Handprint ceremony. I guess no one will really get this but that’s okay… Perhaps strength doesn’t reside in never having been broken, but in the courage required to grown strong in the broken places.  (Taken with instagram)

Handprint ceremony. I guess no one will really get this but that’s okay… Perhaps strength doesn’t reside in never having been broken, but in the courage required to grown strong in the broken places. (Taken with instagram)

4 days ago